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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.