Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.