Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.