What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.