What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator