Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP