Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How does an optometrist make love?

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists