You hit rock bottom!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
What have I got to luge
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
A gun only has one trigger.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Partial arts.
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
Gross
Statistics.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Honey, I'm home.
Oh, Plebes.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.