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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!