Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.