Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.