Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office