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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.