She takes contraceptives.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Her personality
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Kimistry
Iron condome
Isfaek.
His personality.
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Depends on which method you try....
He farts.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Making this crap up.
