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Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.