Contraceptive Jokes

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Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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