Contraceptive Jokes

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.