Contraceptive Jokes

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents