For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
Only a buck!
Under a buck
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Bleach.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.