What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.