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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...