What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!