What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.