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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.