Behead Jokes

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Executioner Jokes More Executioner Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk