Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!