Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.