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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met