Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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When there's a sail on it.

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Pennsylvania.

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He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!