Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.