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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke