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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.