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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Retirement Home Jokes More Retirement Home Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.