Fell through the cracks.
Purrrgatory.
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
We were bound to get together...
The Post Office
Because they are planted in the spring!
Inception
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
The Bannisters
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
In the *pew*.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
They do it right first time.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one