Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.