Silk Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy