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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.