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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.