What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.