What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.