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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

How did you get here?

He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.