Up Jokes

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.