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Up Jokes

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.