Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!