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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"