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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"