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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!