Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.