What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.