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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.