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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.