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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...