How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...