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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.