Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.