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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.