Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Which is the most common font i Mexico?

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The location of the dirtbag.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

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