Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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