Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Society Jokes More Society Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Social Justice Warrior Jokes More Social Justice Warrior Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.