Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Chav Jokes More Chav Jokes