Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?