Chav Jokes

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Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!