Chav Jokes

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.