They end every statement with init
The defendant.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
All their statements are baseless.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Stark naked.
He is small arms dealer
She hated being microbe-managed.
Because it ends with A-men
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
They were fried in ancient grease!