Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*