Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Nationality Jokes More Nationality Jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.