Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Glaci Jokes More Glaci Jokes

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Austrian Jokes More Austrian Jokes

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.