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Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler