Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!