I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Hydrogen mide.
Because he stays low key
You mootilate it.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
Straight Outta Carton.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
The bathtub.