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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!