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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.