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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!