Michael Jacksons House Jokes

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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