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Michael Jacksons House Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's