Michael Jacksons House Jokes

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.