When the big hand touches the little hand
An emo-g
The big hand touches the little hand.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because they're 90 degrees!
Chez Guevara
A. Telling you his real name.
By how fast it sinks.
Because he was Home Alone.
They both came in a little behind.
Some adults like lawyers.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Because it said, Concentrate.
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
When the big hand touches the little hand.