To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Advanced methematics.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Sparky.
