To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
He met the grill of his dreams.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
They havent been taught good table manners!
A human.
Sparky
