To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Thanks for the mammaries.
A crowbar.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Mind if I Slytherin
Women have been around for 100,000 years
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
A X-pert
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Because they got lost at C.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A human.
