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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.