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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.