Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.