Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!