Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died