How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.