How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.