Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Final Frontier Jokes More Final Frontier Jokes

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Final Ear Jokes More Final Ear Jokes

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.