Star Trek Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)