Existence is futile.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
To boldly split infinitives!
At the He's Dead Gym.
Because it's the future
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
Because it's the future.
Space. The final frontier..........
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because they're missing two towers
Hello friend!
Because it would
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
They lived hoppily ever after!
It gets Dhaka
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
Missouri.
Everything is cool there already.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
