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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.