What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.