What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.