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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.