Sandy Hook Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.