Empty Magazines.
Her hips.
There's 20 of them.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Asked every guy under 30.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
Because it has cis-trust issues
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
She was always using fowl language.
He lives on a street with no name.
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
Fission chips.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
30 of them are triggered every second