Sandy Hook Jokes

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Sandy Hook Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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