What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white