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Ganondorf Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.