Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Nacho cheese!!!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Just wait. They'll tell you.

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THESE are the brakes!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.