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Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone