Provolone Jokes

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Birthday State of Mind

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

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