Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.