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Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was Home Alone.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.