Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah