Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.