Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.