Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Windbreaker Jokes More Windbreaker Jokes

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.