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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.