What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What is the best kind of weed?

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was