How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.