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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.