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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet