Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here: