Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo