Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant