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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."