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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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He wanted to buy stock options.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Because you can really party hearty!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.