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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.