Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork