What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin