What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!