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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants