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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.