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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.