Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Inward
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'