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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.