What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.