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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!