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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli