What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!