What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli