What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli