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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...