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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...