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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.