What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..