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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Horcrux Jokes More Horcrux Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Tyrion Lannister Jokes More Tyrion Lannister Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age