What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between U and I?

J

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What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..