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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..