I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
It's Bill Withers.
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Lentil next time.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Because they knead dough.
He ate his tacho.
He lost interest
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Because they lost an I.
They only have one I.
Typo
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Bye, son.
They were ravin' with Raven.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."