I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
They both went a little batty.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He came and went at the same time.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
BYE-SON!
Go left
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Me
They were worried about his checkered past
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Dough!
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because they lost an I.
Typo
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Bye, son.
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