I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Bunnylingus!
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
I have left my Mark on Mars
Two test tickles
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Black magic doesn't work.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
It didn't peso well.
A clamboni driver!
Pupil: I get up early!
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
They only have one I.
Typo
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Bye, son.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
