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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"