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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist