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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist