What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.